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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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