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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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