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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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