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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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