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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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