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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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