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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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