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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Darth Vader eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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