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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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