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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dixie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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