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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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