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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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