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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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