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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Missy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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