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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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