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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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