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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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