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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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