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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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