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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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