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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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