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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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