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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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