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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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