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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Yoda eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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