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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Yoda eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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