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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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