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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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