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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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