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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Loki eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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