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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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