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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Squishy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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