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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dexter eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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