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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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