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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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