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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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