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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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