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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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