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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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