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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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