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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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