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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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