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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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