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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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