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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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