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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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