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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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