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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luna eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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