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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Coco eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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