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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Coco eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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