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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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