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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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