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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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