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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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