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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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