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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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