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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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