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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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