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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Frodo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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