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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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