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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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