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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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