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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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