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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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